Toga Party Time

Ireland has voted yes to Lisbon, and at the Times website this is a moment for rejoicing. Apparently, it is all apart of God's great big plan, and he is thus sending Jesus back here, presumably to be the new President, totally fucking with Tony Blair's hopes. Shouldn't have gone Catholic, clearly God is a Protestant.

David Hopkins wrote:
This was inevitable folks. Biblical prophesy talks about a re-emergence and dominance of the old Roman Empire in the end times but in a more corrupted form (Feet of Iron mixed with Clay from Nebuchadnezzar's dream in the book of Daniel over 2500 years ago).

Buy your Euros now, as it's likely the Euro will now become a very strong currency, and the United States of Europe will continue along a rising path in world politics.

Bob is also very excited about this plan.

Bob Stone wrote:
David Hopkins,

Yes, you are correct for those among us who believe that the bible is the word of God. We are truly seeing biblical prophecy unfolding before our eyes my brother.

Christ is coming!

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Aching from fucking too much

First update for a while, but I've been working on shamelessvanity's first major scoop.

Andrew Marr has an adiction to prescription drugs. This maybe to cure the emotional and physical pain that comes with all that sex he has with John Humphreys, or it may just be made up. However I'm sure that won't stop it appearing on his Sunday morning show, and I think David Cameron should present his views on the subject, though he most probably won't.