On the Shoulders of Giants

I have such exciting days. At work today I discovered a giant paper clip. It was so big, I put it next to a fine liner marker pen for comparison.

Then I indulged in some more junk mail. Finding this little fact on how the female body works.

"Give her love, give her fuel with your extra mega tool."

I never knew that women apparently use sperm for energy.

I have also noticed that they seem to have hired a poet to write these email subjects, as more and more are showing literary flair. Especially this one.

"Become bigger and cooler and start loving a ruler"

Brilliant. I think we could have a new W.B. Yeats on our hands here.