The wonderful world of junk mail

Having a job which basically involves filing all day and nothing else means you learn to enjoy the simple things in life, such as the subjects of junk mail that gets blocked by my email scanner. These provide a tantalising glimpse of what the email is about, and some of them are quite imaginative and poetical. People should check their junk mail regularly, for they could open up a whole new world to them.

For example, you could really find yourself.

"Your masculinity will find its infinity."

Thus meaning that....

"Now you can win the marathon among the well-endowed men."

Winning appears to be a recurring theme, as the authors try to entice the sort of man who punches a brick wall to show how masculine he is.

"Win the manhood fight every single night."

And of course, if you are not naturally aggressive, overbearing, or just don't have that arresting, dominating presence, then there is always the mysterious 'blue pill'.

"The blue pill will give you the feeling of wearing the crown."

"With the blue pill you can feel confident to attract any women."

The benefits of this will immediately become obvious. For....

"Women will bake you pies because of your mega size."

Who could possibly resist that? But if you're still not tempted by even the fantastic proposition of all the pie you could eat, then reflect on this little observation on life.

"Big is good, larger is better."

At the end of the day, you will become a new man.

"Become a confident user of your member."

Junk email, more important for your lifestyle than you think.