"You feel like a pig because your tool is not big?"
No you feel like a pig because you ate four chocolate eclairs last night, you dirty boy.
"Once you gain a big hanger, it will never go away from you."
Unless the USAF bombs it.
"A beast in your pants - success in your hands."
Success here means World Wankathon Champion.
Anyway, in other news, whoever stole Philip Pullman's polling card, would they please give it back. He seems very upset about it, writing in the Times yesterday.
"The nation dreams it is a democratic state where the laws were made by freely elected representatives who were answerable to the people. It used to be such a nation once, it dreams, so it must be that nation still. It is a sweet dream."
When were elections abolished and why did only Philip Pullman hear about this?
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